Teamkin Family Dinner was an overwhelming success. Mrs. Teamkin was kind enough to keep my veganation in mind, she made sure we had yummies like hummus, carrots, grapes... Off to a good start, the only problem was that the hummus was right smack next to the brie. I think I may have heard someone say it was the best brie they'd ever had. Or was that the cheesecake? My friends kept the taunting down to only the really really delicious dishes. Like the chicken.
Then, after a traditionally dizzying night on the town with my peeps, the next morning my best friend found it in her heart to stop at the store and get me a unbelievably-perfect-considering-the-Jameson turkey and cheese on a hero, with mayo (mmmm, tortured as I type alert). For a split second, I forgot. Face lit up, went in for a BFF hug and suddenly felt the life force drain out of me. I can't eat that.
Can't can't can't! AHHHHHGODDAMMITTT!!
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