Fette Sau is a place right up the street from me that specializes in thick meaty bricks of pork, chicken, and beef wrapped in the kind of fatty lovehandles that brought even the mighty Oprah Winfrey to her bloated, hamhocked knees.When this experiment is over, I'm going to walk, bare-chested, up to their counter, shout "DELIVER ME YOUR MEATS!", close my eyes and just start biting into anything stupid enough to get in my way.
The next day's headlines will read, "Disgusting Meat Giant Devours Man and Animal Alike!" And poor Fette Sau will be nowhere to be found.
NATHAN! When?! Can we Sunday night? Or is that cheating? Come on. COME ON!!
ReplyDeleteHaven't you heard? Fat comes from carbs, the mainstay of a vegan diet.
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